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Me Vs. Germany

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Me:...
Germany:...
Me:...
Germany...
Me:.... So.... How's your day?
Germany: Horrible... *puts head on desk*
Me: Oh... Italy?
Germany: No... Austria mended Mein undervear...
Me: That sucks... *opens satchel and takes out a beer and root beer* Want the beer?
Germany: Alright... *takes beer and opens it*
Me: Cheers.
Germany: Cheers.
-----A Few Beers and Root Beers Later----
Germany: Und then... I chased him till *hic* No tomorrow! *hic* Und then..... *hic* I love ___... *hic* Vhy aren't you *hic* Drunk? Oh... I see... *hic* You hold your liquor better than me *hic
Me: Yeah.... That's what you think....
Germany: Can you drive me *hic* home?
Me: Dude... I'm not old enough to drive... I'll call my cousin...
Germany: You're the sexiest *hic* man ever...
Me: Too many beers dude.... Too many beers...
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...
I won! Against Germany!
Yes!
So...
I kinda...
Failed.....Yes?
Germany: I hate you...
Me: Is that an insult or a complement?
Germany: An insult dumkoft...
Me: :iconinsultedplz:
---Later That Day in England's home---
Me::iconvoodooplz:

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HuntingSPNThangs13's avatar
lol I forget what its called but did you do this on that one website where you chat with a stranger on any topic? LOL